Forget Rednecks ....here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Alaskans...
* If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Alaska.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Alaska.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Alaska.
* If you know several people who have hit a moose more than once, you live in Alaska.
* If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Alaska.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Alaska.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Alaska.
*If you carry jumpercables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Alaska.
* If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live inAlaska.
* If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in Alaska.
* If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Alaska.
* If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Alaska.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Alaska.
* If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Alaska.
* If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Alaskan friends & others, you definitely live in Alaska.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Alaska.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Alaska.
* If you know several people who have hit a moose more than once, you live in Alaska.
* If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Alaska.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Alaska.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Alaska.
*If you carry jumpercables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Alaska.
* If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live inAlaska.
* If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in Alaska.
* If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Alaska.
* If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Alaska.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Alaska.
* If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Alaska.
* If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Alaskan friends & others, you definitely live in Alaska.
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